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haha is this even trueeeee? thought everyone was paying attention in health class.
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“what’s the last thing you do remember?”
“My wife…”
“that’s sweet..”
“Dying…”
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I don’t understand why people would hurt these cute little guys. OMG *huggles them*
WHY DO SEALS LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE SAD LITTLE EYEBROWS
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ITS SO
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You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
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I made more calming manatees.
This is seriously therapeutic. I feel great.
manatees are fucking derpy
I see them in my back yard canal sometimes.
They’re the derps of the sea
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